Because Everyone Poops Scented Candle

Indulge your senses and keep it real with our 9 oz. soy wax blend candle! Choose from 5 delightful scents, all wrapped up in an eco-friendly, non-toxic package. Picture this: “This candle: Because everyone poops, but not everyone leaves a pleasant fragrance” boldly printed on the front. Elevate your bathroom game with this hilarious adult humor candle. Snag one today and let the laughter (and good smells) flow. Hurry, before your bathroom misses out on the party! Shop now and upgrade your bathroom ambiance in seconds!

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•  Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
• One size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
• Glossy permanent adhesive label
• White Sage + Lavender (lavender on the top w/complimenting camphor, chamomile, sage & rosemary w/sandalwood & cedarwood base)
• Clean Cotton (cotton blossom, lemon on the top w/complementing lien & powder, sandalwood & violet base)
• Sea Salt + Orchid (sea salt, ozone on the top w/complimenting jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves & wood, tonka bean base)
• Apple Harvest scent ( cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood)
• Cinnamon Vanilla scent (spicy cinnamon with the sweet and creamy accords of vanilla, natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam)
• Reusable glass vessel after cleaned
• Eco-friendly & non-toxic (contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates)
• All scents have the same wax color
• Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

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Care Instructions

• Keep burning candle with sight on a flat, fire-resistant surface.
• Never leave burning candle unattended.
• Keep away from children and pets.
• Never burn the candle near flammable items.
• Discontinue burning candle when less than 1/4″ of wax remaining
• Don’t burn candle for more than 4 hours at a time

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Please be aware that our items are custom-made and non-returnable. If you encounter issues, reach out for help. Tracking info arrives within 7-14 business days, possibly longer during holidays. Actual product color may vary slightly due to device differences, and props shown in images are not included.